Twisk's Pumpkin for Seamhair

In ancient times, when the peoples of the Two Continents noggled about in huts and caves, hunting and gathering each day, spending their evenings hurpled around fires in a postpradial sloom, an image pervaded their davering pernocations, an image that would sleep quietly in the back of their minds and emerge hundreds of years later. Art was created around the image, and everywhere along the sea coasts, where swaffing waves met languid shores, the great image was etched in caves and on cliff faces. Little did later generations think of the small depiction. Archaeologists ruled it has something the ancient peoples of the Continents cultivated, a mere shape they had seen hundreds of times before, but the time came when the image awakened from its dormant state. It awakened its disciples from their somnolence, it roused their slumbering passions, and when they gathered to hear the word of the image that had so long made itself known, the image appeared to them and proclaimed:

"I AM THE ALMIGHTY CRAB ASAAN! OBEY ME OR DESPAIR!"

Twisk​'s pumpkin this year: